Punjab Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam

Time Limit: 3 Weeks



1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?



2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.



3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

(c) lead an army or

(d) WRITE A PLAY



4. What religion is the Pope?

(a) Jewish

(b) Catholic

(c) Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic (check only one)



5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?



6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and

the little hand is on the 5?



7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8.

What are people in India's far north called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

(c) Northerners



9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton



10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one

being

Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.



11. Where does rain come from?

(a) Macy's

(b) a 7-11

(c) Canada

(d) the sky



12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no



13. What are coat hangers used for?



14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what

country?



15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium

-OR-spell

your name in BLOCK LETTERS.



16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?



17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?

(a) Gujarat

(b) Russia

(c) Canada

(d) Pakistan



18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do

you have?



19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?



20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began

when

(approximately)? (a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting



*You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*

Sardar Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.




Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told
the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,
it becomes deaf.



On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist
walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..


When sarda r was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will
you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!